>I HATE IVR’s

>IVR Voice : Please enter your account number

Me : Starts typing in the digits

IVR Voice : Please dont enter your digits. Please recite them out aloud ( you dumbass )

Me : Three Four …

IVR Voice : What ? Where did you come from ? Please enter your account number!! ( the bloody thing even sounds exasperated )

Me : Three Four Five …

IVR Voice : Please press 2 for the Spanish menu

Me : Go #$#$ yourself.

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