>IVR Voice : Please enter your account number
Me : Starts typing in the digits
IVR Voice : Please dont enter your digits. Please recite them out aloud ( you dumbass )
Me : Three Four …
IVR Voice : What ? Where did you come from ? Please enter your account number!! ( the bloody thing even sounds exasperated )
Me : Three Four Five …
IVR Voice : Please press 2 for the Spanish menu
Me : Go #$#$ yourself.